Lennon: Mommy, do I get to go to kindergarten today? Mom: No. When you are done with one more year of preschool then you can go to kindergarten.
Lennon: Oh no!!! There isn’t even a kindergarten on the street where I need a kindergarten to be!
Mom: Huh?
Lennon: Mom, there isn’t even one single one. We have to move to a place where I can go to my kindergarten! (jazz hands, huge eyes)
Mom: Lennon, there are lots of schools here. We don’t have to move.
Lennon: Mom, I’m serious! We have to move. Who lived in this house before us? The Press-u-lee’s? Where did they move to? Is there a kindergarten there? (chicken neck out, still jazz hands, eyes continue to be huge)
Mom: There is a kindergarten where they moved and they moved to Idaho.
Lennon: So they’re bad guys? And so they have big noses?
Mom: Huh? (my own chicken neck out, face twisted) No. Lennon, the Pressley’s don’t have big noses. They have very normal little noses. They were our friends. We love the Pressley’s, hunny.
Lennon: Yah, mom, they’re bad guys and have big noses and I found a booger on the wall in my bathroom and they put it there even. I know it. (exits stage muttering about boogers, bad guys, kindergarten and other things on her busy little beautiful mind.)
Mom: Huh???
***(Press-u-lee’s please don’t take any thing personally that she saysJ. She really is in her own little world where Idaho breeds bad guys, boogers and big noses.)
Lennon: Mommy, do I get to go to kindergarten today? 
14 comments:
I was just thinking the same thing about those presleys and their noses and boogers.
and so was I.
oh my gosh. She is so great!
I can't say it enough. I L-O-V-E LENNON!
maybe fresh-horn put the booger there? Did you ask her? I hope lucy has half the personality that lennon does! I love her!
Oh my goodness! That is HILARIOUS! I just love the things kids say - and no of course not, the Pressleys are awesome - not to mention gorgeous! Thanks for sharing! This little girl is so great for a giggle!
haha i love kids... it's so fun to hear what they are thinking, by the way, what the heck? my house NEVER looks like that...j/k
ha ha ha. i love her.
How do you get anything done? I think I would just laugh at Lennon all day.
That picture of you two is so gorgeous! I LOVE IT!
Your Lennon and my Eden clearly came from the same mold. Jazz hands and all...gotta love em!
I sit by her in primary and she says cute things in there too.
See, this is why I shut my blog down. How can I possibly compete with this?!?
She's a scene stealer that Lennon.
I CAN SEE THE JAZZ HANDS NOW
She is darling! Oh to be a fly on wall of the Kidd home! I honestly think I would die of laughter!! :)
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