Dear Brandi,
Just a little something that I thought you should know. This information could possibly help your stay here be a little more pleasant. Today while I was laundering sheets, getting ready for your arrival, this sweet something popped up. Again. This thing has been around for about 3 years now. I have thrown it away countless times, hidden it, and I’m sorry to say, it has a mind of its own and it always comes back. It. Will. Not. Go. Away. So, I just thought that you should know that it doesn’t belong to them:
Or him:
Or me.
It is Ryan’s prized yard sale find. Don’t be afraid. It’s just a little plastic poop. I don’t think it’s funny. I roll my eyes every time that it shows up in my path. But I’m beginning to think that since it won’t go away, I should embrace it. As if changing Crue’s bum 70 times a day and wiping sweet Lennon (after she thought she could tackle it on her own) isn’t enough fecal encountering for me. Well, while you are here, it won’t be enough for you either.
Also, if Lennon asks for her Super Hero shorts, I’ll leave them in her top drawer. I think that about covers it. Watch out for the fake poop. Make sure Lennon has access to her Super Hero Shorts. The rest is a breeze.
See you soon!
Love,
Nat
p.s. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for coming and doing this for me. I love you!
5 comments:
UMMM...that is gross...it reminds me of Aric's prized pig pooper that he found in a clearance bin. It's a plastic pig that poops brown jelly beans. He bought like five of them so he could give them away as gifts. But he had to keep just one for himself.
Oh and where are going? I have a feeling it's not my neck of the woods but I wish it were...
YOU are sooo funny! I love it! Totally something Coby and Corbin would do.... :) Where are you going to? SLC???? PLease let it be!!!
That is the grossest "poo" I've ever seen! I laughed so hard I had to share with Aaron. Where do you go about finding plastic poop anway and what is the fascination that the male species has with it???
That is waaaayyy grosser than those genie pants you picked out. ;)
(Of course I'm just jealous because I could NEVER pull them off, and you would look like a Prima Balerina going to classes at Julliard...grumble grumble.) xoxo
there really should be a warning at the beginning of the post for those of us with a weak stomach. I almost threw up. ha.
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