Today on the way to preschool:Lennon: (very wistfully) Mommy, I wish that I could be a bird.
Me: That would be fun, wouldn't it? You could fly high up in the sky and feel so free and wonderful...
Lennon: Ya, but most-a-ly it would be fun to fly over the top of people and poop on them.
Me: Silence.
Me: Silence.
23 comments:
That is so funny! She is so smart however that is so gross!!!!
WOW! I'm totally giggling because I have a mental picture of Lennon flying and pooping on people. Funny!
So cute! I love the things that come out of kids mouths!
I feel honored to have thought the exact same thing when I was . . .
. . . 27. The desire just grows with age [as I meet more not-so-nice people].
Your post made me laugh and I needed to laugh. Thanks
I just showed this picture of Lennon to Lucy and she said " I love Lennon"
ditto.
You too!
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She is so funny, hopefully you don't find little surprises around your house from her pretending to be a bird!
nice..... that is so funny!!!
Ummmm, that is pretty priceless! Who taught her that?!!! J/K!!
that is beautiful!
o.k. if that doesn't make you laugh!!!
How devious. Love it.
Where does she get this stuff!?! She is an absolute hoot and I'm sure she keeps you on your toes!
I wish you health and happiness every day!
Ich wunsche Ihnen Gluck und Gesundheit jeden Tag!
Je vous souhaite sante et bonheur chaque jour!
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who's the Chinese commenter?
Hong-li Ji. My birth father.
Just checking.
I have that same thought occasionally, like daughter like father.
Dang! You get all the cool birth fathers! No fair.
And Lennon is one bird I could love.... (As long as she doen't claw my eyes out!) xoxo
:) I never thought of that, but I guess that would be fun...in a very disgusting way. :)
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the last comment from me was from Ryan. and now on to more important matters, seriously, why is this guy commenting on my blog? not that i am against guided tours through vietnam or anything. i'm sure it is lovely. i know it is some sort of automatically generated thing but how and why? how do i make it stop? anyone know???
ooo--Nat, you're getting spam comments! You've arrived!
Now all you need is for people to solicit sex to you through twitter.
On a more serious note, I wish I was a bird so that I could poop on on the heads of other low-flying birds (except for Lennon, I'd pass her by, but something tells me she'd be a high flyer)...
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