Did You Know...?

Did you know that if your friend's freezer door gets left open and you had filled her freezer with 20 gazillion of these,

then you would spend from sun up to 10:55 p.m. canning turkeys? Well, you would. Since we all know that 20 gazillion isn't really a feasible number of turkeys to can in one day, we will say that you had filled her freezer with 16 turkeys (number of turkeys in picture above and in friend's freezer). It would still take from sun up until 10:55 to finish. Your kitchen would probably look like a bomb had gone off in it. And your whole entire house would reek of turkeys, which smell remarkably similar to diarrhea when prepared in a pressure cooker. (I could insert a life changing analogy here, but I will refrain). Thanksgiving will never be the same. Also, did you know that at 10:55 p.m. you will look like this? Well, you will. (actually much, much, much worse because you burned your chin on a pressure cooker. )(Who does that?)

Also, did you know that if you eat 16 gazillion of these while you can turkeys,

at 10:55 you will feel like this?Well, you will. (Only your butt won't be that perky. )

Did you know that if you do something that has always intimidated you (like canning, say, 16 turkeys?) and that you have therefore never dared to do and it takes you from sun up until 10:55 p.m., you will feel like this?

(*Me feeling Very Proud*)

Well, you will.