A couple of weeks ago I had a slew of Dr. appointments and lab visits in one day. I had Crue with me and, of course, at every single office they had water coolers. He lives for water coolers so he was in heaven. I always wonder if the front office staff regrets putting water dispensers in reach of small children, because what little kid doesn’t see one of those and automatically become parched and then remain parched the entire time they are in the waiting room?
After drinking, and drinking and drinking, naturally, he started to need to pee and pee and pee. At one of the final office visits of the day I took him into the bathroom to go potty [AGAIN].
Me: Wow, buddy look at that pee! It is the perfect pee. It’s so clear that you can’t even see it! When pee pee is the same color as water and that means your body has plenty of water. That is so healthy for your body, Buddy! Awesome!
Crue: (shoulders back in pride, eyebrows lifted, nodding) Yep mom, dat’s one of da ‘mazing sings my pwivates can do. (translation: Yep, mom. That’s one of the amazing things my privates can do!)
After drinking, and drinking and drinking, naturally, he started to need to pee and pee and pee. At one of the final office visits of the day I took him into the bathroom to go potty [AGAIN].
Me: Wow, buddy look at that pee! It is the perfect pee. It’s so clear that you can’t even see it! When pee pee is the same color as water and that means your body has plenty of water. That is so healthy for your body, Buddy! Awesome!
Crue: (shoulders back in pride, eyebrows lifted, nodding) Yep mom, dat’s one of da ‘mazing sings my pwivates can do. (translation: Yep, mom. That’s one of the amazing things my privates can do!)
Just wait, buddy. Just wait.
14 comments:
Okay. Now how do you manage to one up your last post - every stinkin' time.
This rocks. That photo.
Rocks.
Man. I hope I hydrate as well as Crue does.
I love him
Oh my gosh....that Crue Bob is one funny kid!
hahaha, man I love the things that kid says! Classic!
OMG...I'm dieing over here (in a totally good way;)!
where do your kids get these things?
you guys need your own TV show.
No doubt about it... Crue and his pee are AMAZING!
Haha he is so funny! Love it! I had to call Ryan over so I could read that post to him! You made my day!
"Pwivates" aside, he's one amazing kid. :)
Hilarious!!!! Okay so you make the most beautiful children ever. Seriously, I have cute kids but yours are insanely cute!
That's hilarious! I love the "just wait" part. He WILL be amazed!!
i wuv dat kid. translation..i love that kid. Tell him that all the Ives miss him, and want to hear him say. "Hi david"
i wuv dat kid. translation..i love that kid. Tell him that all the Ives miss him, and want to hear him say. "Hi david"
I have no words. Hilarious!!! You, and Crue!
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